All things Mass Effect and other random things

 

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

rorpie:

me: i ship these two girls together!!

straight person: ugh havent you ever heard of FRIENDSHIP REPRESENTATION?? GOD

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

tragic-silhouette:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Me as a parent

ursulavernon:

If I forget your name immediately, please remember it is a reflection on me, not on your worth as a person.

ursulavernon:

If I forget your name immediately, please remember it is a reflection on me, not on your worth as a person.

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

(Source: guy)

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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